Monday, March 12, 2007

The Originality Of Hipsters

AKA. MisShape bash.
enjoy.
Expect a Cobra Bash Soon. (not for sure, I've got tests and art show this week)
Up Up And Away!
It's a Bird! It's an Airplane! No! It's a hipsterrrrrr.
Today class we'll be looking at the nonexistant originality of hipsters. Keep in mind that some of these pictures may deprive you of your good fashion sense. Handle with care.
(this is done for amusement and with no ill intent)


A Yeti. Again. It seems these hiptards gotten over this thing yet.


Funny Glasses #1.
This one hasn't heard that suspenders are sooo last summer.


Look, graphic tee, cardigan, skinny jeans, anorexic body, greasy hair. The perfect hipster look.


House of Holland T-Shirt #1. Tight pants. Bowl HairCut (or the Penis Haircut either way, it passed along with Nick Carter and the BackStreetBoys.)


Greasy Hair, Greasy Skin, Cardigan, Plaid Shirt. Need I continue?


I am speechless. Much like she is at the moment assuming they heard her scream all the way in china.


House Of Holland Tee #2. Long Girl Hair.


Funny Glasses #2. And stupid "i'm artsy/anguished/orgasaming/wasted beyond believe god why am I here?" face.


Stupid Glasses #3. And a plaid shirt. And stupid over gelled hair.


Funny Glasses #4. And that Yasser Arafat Scarf. And Bangs. Also note that the lenses are popped out. God explain this to me.


ER.Fuck. What is this?


Stupid Glasses #5


Man looks like a hotdog. and has a stupid face.
What did he do? wake up decide to go to the hiputard fest find nothing to wear but an AA shirt and a cardbord box in which he lives in?


House of Holland shirt #3, And a stupid expression/pose.


Stupid glasses #6 and a plaid shirt. this one scores on A, because really, that skirt is cool.


This hipsters are cominggggg! (or stupid glasses #7. and girl hair. jackson, get a hair cut.)


House of Holland tee #4. and hair.

Yeah, not so witty this time. Blame the math.
All images from http://www.misshapes.com

I'm off to bathe- unlike some of these people.
D.