All that Glitters

Okay, I'm a metallic slut. I love anything bright and shiny- an precious metal related.
What can I do? I'm 1/2 Romanian- you should see the amount of gold on my Grandmother.
After seeing a youtube video (link sent by a Eurovision obsessed friend.) I was in love. Drag! Shiny! Utter Madness! What video? Comedian Andery Danylko's Character Verka Serdychuka who was Ukraine's Eurovision preformer.


So having been inpspired by an over the top Drag Queen, I'm all for metallics now.
I know that most people frown at metallics (sooo last season. yeah right bitchs! gold is never out. same goes to oxidized silver) so wear them with taste or with attitude. These are not for the faint hearted, or extremely pale.
So pop over to the nearest AA store/costume store and get DANZING!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkoU3lJymj4

Which Weekender?

Mhmm..
Snake-skin Print or Metallic Pewter?
Help meeeeeee? Snakeskin is bigger than pewter.

Hip Like a Hipster PDA!

I promised so here you go.
These are my top picks from the recently posted Cobrasnake Pictures.
I'm not in my top witty shape today-blame the shitty plane seats and the shitty hour I landed at.

thecobrasnake cereal#9372

It's seems like CK wants to look like a demented insane ward charge, but then agan maybe it's just me?

thecobrasnake cornflakes#0069

The man has yet to understand the meaning of no. Does speak to the hand hold no meaning to Mark the Cobrasnake?

thecobrasnake cereal#9772
Girl: "Neeeeee!"
High, Drunk or simply lacking in IQ?

thecobrasnake teargas#9755

Sh'es pretty, but wouldn't she be better off with out the "hey look i'm dj'ing" pose?

thecobrasnake cereal#9626

Speachless.
(this is pretty cool. and takes guts to be seen in public with)

thecobrasnake hotcoachella#0945

She's turning tricks in her diaper shorts. This is a sad day for ho's everywhere.

thecobrasnake cinespaceisgreat#7309

Girl on Left: " What did you kill for that coat?"
Girl on Right: "Big Foot, duhhhhh? Who'd you think started marketing those Hats?"

www.thecobrasnake cornflakes#0189

Off too war in facepaint and an ugly mexican blanket.
Those tribesmen will run in horror.


thecobrasnake cinespaceisgreat#7272

Glasses, Bangs, and a ciggarette.
What more can a pretentious douch want in life?


thecobrasnake cornflakes#0196

One bandana, two bandana, three bandana four!
Dude, leave the bandanas at home with your ugly mug.

thecobrasnake cornflakes#0028

Kelly Osbourne. New Hipster? Or old washed out Reality TV star?

thecobrasnake cobrabanger#8639

The Horror on her face in undeniable.
Or maybe it was just the Horrors preformance?


all out. off to eat my tkaeout and try to sleep

Stolen Quizes...

This was stolen from http://lipsticklady.blogspot.com/, I know that none of you really care about me and are only reading this for the hipster bashings but let me have my fun, Okay?

1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT...
I've got a burn scar on my hand from a pan, it's really cool looking. Here's a picture:


2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Chipping light green paint a print by an israeli artist called cooperman, this small painting of trees by some artist that my father gave me, Schille print in a frame, massive amounts of pictures and magazine clippings. Oh! and post-it's everywhere.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR PHONE LOOK LIKE.
nokia slider. thick black ipod nano sized.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Everything. The smiths, LCD Soundsystem, Matisyahu, Ladytron, Kings of Leon, Bob Marley, Damien Rice.... TVOR... etc.


5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE?
Mhmm. Bobcat--> see profile pic.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Sleep

7. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE?
Yes, Equal rights to everybody.

8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN?
4:21 am, on Oct. 22 1990.

9. ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL TOGETHER?
Yes.

10. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
The news.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED OF THE DARK?
No- but small dark spaces with little air freak me out more than anything.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
My dad- we fight and it ends badddd.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Burberry Brit, V&R Flowerbomb

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Mhm... Brown/Green or Ash-Blonde/Blue.

15. DO YOU LIKE PAIN KILLERS?
When in my period- yes.

16. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Nope.

17. FAVE PIZZA TOPPING?
Corn/Black olives.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A chocolte souffle with vanilla icecream.

19. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
My dad.

20. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Not as far as i know.

Expressions of Hipsterits

(This was written ages ago, and saved as a draft. I didn't finish it and only did so now. These aren't recent but they are good in my opinion. I've got one more hipster post semi made and will post it before my flight to Rome. Around tomorrow.)

A new virus has taken over- HIPSTERITS!
Beware lest you become infected thus becoming a hipster.
Symptoms: Greasy unwashed hair, cooler than you attitude and a general douchewadnes.

Here we go again, west coast style.


Girl 1: "UHHHHH!"
Kelly Osbourne: "EEEEEEEK! (It's a fucking crazy person! She wants ransom money for my release!)"


Guy in back has those stupid glasses, girl couldn't afford glasses so she drew some on.
Or she's so demented she thinks she's a superhero. (I actually find her to be cute looking and somewhat well dressed)


Speachless. I am now scared for life. Hairy Guy in Drag. Bad Drag.


Shocked expression at blatant hipsterdom.We all feel like this at times.


Hippy- Hipster. With a stupid expression.
"NEEEEEE"


Braces.This reminds me of 4th grade when people strated getting bracesin and they had neon green glow in the dark braces with sparkles and shit.
But this guy look like a vampire on crack. Need I continue?


Again, she can't afford glasses. Bright blue I get. But Puke Green? Does nothing for the complexion.


Stupid glasses and "I'm a cool DJ look at how I spin mad pre-made remixes" pose.
You get an A+ at hipsterdom.


"I can't hear anymore of this bad indie remixs. AHHHH"
My sentiments exactly.


"Ergggg.."


Glasses- check. Jeremy Scott clothing- check. Stupid expression- check.


"No I don't want you to take my pictureeee"




An eating Hipster- a bit rare since the semi-disappearence of Cory Kennedy. Still take noe of the greasy hair that overhyped fedora trend. But, kudos on eating sour patch kids- what must be the best candy EVER.


Rabid bunny?
Count me semi speachless.




Gooooood bye!!!!!!
(This is pretty, no?)