Hipster is the new Rockstar!

Lumberjack is the new Black!

Shock is the new Indifference!

Not-seeing is the new Seeing!

(short post. no wit. going to lunch with dad. will update later with FW post.)

Back.

I'm back from 10 days in Japan.

Here's some Hipster Amusement for you:

Creatures of Comfort

Creatures of Comfort may be comfortable but our wallets are squirming with the thought.
Okay, so there was a request (Ehem B) for a post.
I got off my ass, not literally since typing while standing happens to be difficult while balancing my laptop in order to type, and wrote up a post.
About what? One of my favourite online stores. While I have never bought something from them- I'm far too poor and spending too much money in the local AA store when I have any in hand.
Creatures of Comfort is an LA based store that stocks various designers and among them APC, (God. APC!!). Our favourite street urchin turned internet it girl (for what really? drinking underaged and partying too much?) owns and probably shops there- if you don't understand who it it highlight this (cory kennedy idiot!).
Following are some peices currently online in the store's website.
In the chosen bunch are a blinged out cardigan, a striped tube dress, and 2 button up thing- a top and a dress add some lovely chunky sweaters (dress and cardigan) and you've got something to warm up with in the chilly california (air conditioned) air.





from top to bottom:
APC Blue and White Stripe Long Sleeve Shirt
Peter Jensen Sequined Cardigan
Crispin & Basilio White Tie Front Top
APC Dusty Pink Military Jacket
Jessica Ogden for Fred Perry Blue Summer Dress
Alexandre Herchcovitch Fold-over Stripped Tube dress
Jessica Ogden for Fred Perry Chunky Knit Sweater
Lifew/Bird Black Knited Sparkly Knitted T dress

For more go to the stores website:
http://www.shop.creaturesofcomfort.us/

I'm off to continue to fantasize about when I will have the cash to buy that sweater or the patience to attempt to make one myself.

Hip Like a Hipster PDA!

I promised so here you go.
These are my top picks from the recently posted Cobrasnake Pictures.
I'm not in my top witty shape today-blame the shitty plane seats and the shitty hour I landed at.

thecobrasnake cereal#9372

It's seems like CK wants to look like a demented insane ward charge, but then agan maybe it's just me?

thecobrasnake cornflakes#0069

The man has yet to understand the meaning of no. Does speak to the hand hold no meaning to Mark the Cobrasnake?

thecobrasnake cereal#9772
Girl: "Neeeeee!"
High, Drunk or simply lacking in IQ?

thecobrasnake teargas#9755

Sh'es pretty, but wouldn't she be better off with out the "hey look i'm dj'ing" pose?

thecobrasnake cereal#9626

Speachless.
(this is pretty cool. and takes guts to be seen in public with)

thecobrasnake hotcoachella#0945

She's turning tricks in her diaper shorts. This is a sad day for ho's everywhere.

thecobrasnake cinespaceisgreat#7309

Girl on Left: " What did you kill for that coat?"
Girl on Right: "Big Foot, duhhhhh? Who'd you think started marketing those Hats?"

www.thecobrasnake cornflakes#0189

Off too war in facepaint and an ugly mexican blanket.
Those tribesmen will run in horror.


thecobrasnake cinespaceisgreat#7272

Glasses, Bangs, and a ciggarette.
What more can a pretentious douch want in life?


thecobrasnake cornflakes#0196

One bandana, two bandana, three bandana four!
Dude, leave the bandanas at home with your ugly mug.

thecobrasnake cornflakes#0028

Kelly Osbourne. New Hipster? Or old washed out Reality TV star?

thecobrasnake cobrabanger#8639

The Horror on her face in undeniable.
Or maybe it was just the Horrors preformance?


all out. off to eat my tkaeout and try to sleep

Expressions of Hipsterits

(This was written ages ago, and saved as a draft. I didn't finish it and only did so now. These aren't recent but they are good in my opinion. I've got one more hipster post semi made and will post it before my flight to Rome. Around tomorrow.)

A new virus has taken over- HIPSTERITS!
Beware lest you become infected thus becoming a hipster.
Symptoms: Greasy unwashed hair, cooler than you attitude and a general douchewadnes.

Here we go again, west coast style.


Girl 1: "UHHHHH!"
Kelly Osbourne: "EEEEEEEK! (It's a fucking crazy person! She wants ransom money for my release!)"


Guy in back has those stupid glasses, girl couldn't afford glasses so she drew some on.
Or she's so demented she thinks she's a superhero. (I actually find her to be cute looking and somewhat well dressed)


Speachless. I am now scared for life. Hairy Guy in Drag. Bad Drag.


Shocked expression at blatant hipsterdom.We all feel like this at times.


Hippy- Hipster. With a stupid expression.
"NEEEEEE"


Braces.This reminds me of 4th grade when people strated getting bracesin and they had neon green glow in the dark braces with sparkles and shit.
But this guy look like a vampire on crack. Need I continue?


Again, she can't afford glasses. Bright blue I get. But Puke Green? Does nothing for the complexion.


Stupid glasses and "I'm a cool DJ look at how I spin mad pre-made remixes" pose.
You get an A+ at hipsterdom.


"I can't hear anymore of this bad indie remixs. AHHHH"
My sentiments exactly.


"Ergggg.."


Glasses- check. Jeremy Scott clothing- check. Stupid expression- check.


"No I don't want you to take my pictureeee"




An eating Hipster- a bit rare since the semi-disappearence of Cory Kennedy. Still take noe of the greasy hair that overhyped fedora trend. But, kudos on eating sour patch kids- what must be the best candy EVER.


Rabid bunny?
Count me semi speachless.




Gooooood bye!!!!!!
(This is pretty, no?)

The Originality Of Hipsters

AKA. MisShape bash.
enjoy.
Expect a Cobra Bash Soon. (not for sure, I've got tests and art show this week)
Up Up And Away!
It's a Bird! It's an Airplane! No! It's a hipsterrrrrr.
Today class we'll be looking at the nonexistant originality of hipsters. Keep in mind that some of these pictures may deprive you of your good fashion sense. Handle with care.
(this is done for amusement and with no ill intent)


A Yeti. Again. It seems these hiptards gotten over this thing yet.


Funny Glasses #1.
This one hasn't heard that suspenders are sooo last summer.


Look, graphic tee, cardigan, skinny jeans, anorexic body, greasy hair. The perfect hipster look.


House of Holland T-Shirt #1. Tight pants. Bowl HairCut (or the Penis Haircut either way, it passed along with Nick Carter and the BackStreetBoys.)


Greasy Hair, Greasy Skin, Cardigan, Plaid Shirt. Need I continue?


I am speechless. Much like she is at the moment assuming they heard her scream all the way in china.


House Of Holland Tee #2. Long Girl Hair.


Funny Glasses #2. And stupid "i'm artsy/anguished/orgasaming/wasted beyond believe god why am I here?" face.


Stupid Glasses #3. And a plaid shirt. And stupid over gelled hair.


Funny Glasses #4. And that Yasser Arafat Scarf. And Bangs. Also note that the lenses are popped out. God explain this to me.


ER.Fuck. What is this?


Stupid Glasses #5


Man looks like a hotdog. and has a stupid face.
What did he do? wake up decide to go to the hiputard fest find nothing to wear but an AA shirt and a cardbord box in which he lives in?


House of Holland shirt #3, And a stupid expression/pose.


Stupid glasses #6 and a plaid shirt. this one scores on A, because really, that skirt is cool.


This hipsters are cominggggg! (or stupid glasses #7. and girl hair. jackson, get a hair cut.)


House of Holland tee #4. and hair.

Yeah, not so witty this time. Blame the math.
All images from http://www.misshapes.com

I'm off to bathe- unlike some of these people.
D.