Monday, March 12, 2007

The Originality Of Hipsters

AKA. MisShape bash.
enjoy.
Expect a Cobra Bash Soon. (not for sure, I've got tests and art show this week)
Up Up And Away!
It's a Bird! It's an Airplane! No! It's a hipsterrrrrr.
Today class we'll be looking at the nonexistant originality of hipsters. Keep in mind that some of these pictures may deprive you of your good fashion sense. Handle with care.
(this is done for amusement and with no ill intent)


A Yeti. Again. It seems these hiptards gotten over this thing yet.


Funny Glasses #1.
This one hasn't heard that suspenders are sooo last summer.


Look, graphic tee, cardigan, skinny jeans, anorexic body, greasy hair. The perfect hipster look.


House of Holland T-Shirt #1. Tight pants. Bowl HairCut (or the Penis Haircut either way, it passed along with Nick Carter and the BackStreetBoys.)


Greasy Hair, Greasy Skin, Cardigan, Plaid Shirt. Need I continue?


I am speechless. Much like she is at the moment assuming they heard her scream all the way in china.


House Of Holland Tee #2. Long Girl Hair.


Funny Glasses #2. And stupid "i'm artsy/anguished/orgasaming/wasted beyond believe god why am I here?" face.


Stupid Glasses #3. And a plaid shirt. And stupid over gelled hair.


Funny Glasses #4. And that Yasser Arafat Scarf. And Bangs. Also note that the lenses are popped out. God explain this to me.


ER.Fuck. What is this?


Stupid Glasses #5


Man looks like a hotdog. and has a stupid face.
What did he do? wake up decide to go to the hiputard fest find nothing to wear but an AA shirt and a cardbord box in which he lives in?


House of Holland shirt #3, And a stupid expression/pose.


Stupid glasses #6 and a plaid shirt. this one scores on A, because really, that skirt is cool.


This hipsters are cominggggg! (or stupid glasses #7. and girl hair. jackson, get a hair cut.)


House of Holland tee #4. and hair.

Yeah, not so witty this time. Blame the math.
All images from http://www.misshapes.com

I'm off to bathe- unlike some of these people.
D.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Soon to come.

I'll update soon, i'm "doing time" for things at school.
and my right wrist has been abused by woodcutting for seniors.
Really, expect an update by wed at the latest, i'm working on it...

My wit is not at it's best today.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Hipsters Are It

Yes. Yes. Y-E-S!
The DDL's version of the Blue State Loose is back.

So go ahead and enjoy the worst of the worst from the world of Hipsterdom.

thecobrasnake peaceplease #3745

The Fur hat thing seems to be going strong in the world of hipsterdom.
Problem? YOU LIVE IN LA! It is not that cold that you will need to look like a russian wannabe.
Mark needs his chest hair back babe.


thecobrasnake peaceplease #3777


Since when do 11 year olds have access to Hipster-Parties and Hipster Ciggarettes?
Wait.
Since when do 11 year olds smoke? Don't you have to have the ability to actually read the warning label?


thecobrasnake haircutatlax #1869


Girl on right: Wohwwww! you're hot!
Girl on left: Ahmmm...


thecobrasnake haircutatlax #1940


I'm not putting my hands over hy face to draw attention, nope!
(Yes. I'm a photo whore. And will do anything to have myslef on your pervy website!)


thecobrasnake haircutatlax #1993


Girl on left: I like You. wanna make out?
Girl on right: Blargggggg.

thecobrasnake haircutatlax_#2027

Yet again with the russian hats!
Notice that girl looking all preplexed? that is the reason.


thecobrasnake haircutatlax #2185


Put.On.A.Bra.
What is it with hipsters?


thecobrasnake lawschool #0543


This one is blending well into her srroundings in order to avoid being snapped up by the evil pervy photographer. But alas all has failed and he has noticed her!


thecobrasnake buyvietnam #3586


Yet anther Yettie. Dear god.

thecobrasnake buyvietnam #3595

Look Childern! It's a multi-tasking Hipster! Promoting and Hiding at the same time!

thecobrasnake buyvietnam #1595

We've found Yettie and now we've found BigFoot, how productive we've been.

thecobrasnake hollywoodfun #2313

Girl: "And you do the Hookie Pookie..."
DJ:" Yeahhhh."


thecobrasnake hollywoodfun #2625


These hipsters are so poor that they ride bicycles everywhere, never mind that if they stopped paying for those over priced tee shirts they could affored bus passes!
It's so deck to ride your bike like apoor person (even if daddy bought you a landrover for your birthday!)

That was it for these edition of Hipsters are It. Check back soon for the bashing of the New Yrok hipsters. We're going east coasttttt.